ass to the face
when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting
ass to the face by ben freeman June 12, 2008
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ass-face to the wind
ass-face to the wind by joshula December 9, 2008
Related Words
ass to the face • ass-face to the wind • ass-faced to the wind • what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back • Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk • ass to the grass • Ass to the lips • ass to the wall • put your ass to the rhinestone • up your ass & to the left
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk
Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk by pillow theft October 8, 2018
ass-faced to the wind
ass-faced to the wind by Joshula January 31, 2008
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