ass to the face 

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting

hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face

ass to the face by ben freeman June 12, 2008

ass-face to the wind 

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

ass-face to the wind by joshula December 9, 2008

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk 

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up

Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk by pillow theft October 8, 2018

ass-faced to the wind 

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

ass-faced to the wind by Joshula January 31, 2008