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balls-to-ass 

To be busy. As in if a line of men represented the activities, the men would be balls to ass
I don't even have time for a blow-job this weekend my schedule is so balls-to-ass.
balls-to-ass by detroitsuperstar October 18, 2013

balls to the ass 

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".
Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"
balls to the ass by swolecat September 14, 2018

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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