ass sneeze 

1. Explosive diarrhea that covers the interior of the toilet bowl in human waste.

After an all night drinking binge I had ass sneeze.

ass sneeze by Capt_Z May 1, 2003

ASS SNEEZE 

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

ASS SNEEZE by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

Ass Sneeze 

A sudden, abrupt bowel evacuation. During the two seconds of literally emptying your entire intestines, you visualize the world's fastest train sucking through a long tunnel. "shhhhhlurp-bam!" 200mph like a sneeze out your ass.

"OMG, that STD medicine worked hella fast, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet before I had an Ass Sneeze!"

Ass Sneeze by hygeinefag July 28, 2009

Trick Ass Skeezer

The correct term for someone who is a very promiscuous skank hoe, whom often turns tricks. It is commonly mispronounced as "trick ass geezer" by those who aren't educated in the subject of trick assness.

Yeah, Maria is such a trick ass skeezer...she always says trick ass geezer instead of skeezer!

Trick Ass Skeezer by C Grizzy January 25, 2011