"OMG, that STD medicine worked hella fast
, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet
before I had an Ass Sneeze!"
A mugging and/or mob attack by people who follow up with an alibi containing the word, "dindu". Contrary to the claim that this is racist, it is about a speech impediment which spans across the spectrum of violent youth. It refers to a behavioral association, and calling it racist is just cultural appropriation on their part.
Onlookers wanted to show other people how badly the kid got dindu-stomped by a huge mob of youths, so nobody called 911 in time to stop the beating.
"Aw damn, they got a white boy! Somebody call someone! Damn! I'm too busy getting this on video!"
By the time mall security arrived, the boy lay groaning unconscious after being kicked and stomped on the head, ribs, vital organs. The mob had dispersed and the only remaining were just there to make sure nobody snitched.