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RUSTY THICC ASS 

IDK I WAS TOLD TO DEFINE RUSTY THICC ASS
RUSTY THICC ASS by Animdoge October 16, 2017

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

Rusty ass 

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.
Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...
Rusty ass by yunglilboo June 2, 2015