ass rasp 

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

ass rasp by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Ass Raspberry 

When you're in the shower with your significant other and your penis presses up against their upper ass crack just right. The result is a "farting" noise.

"Can you guys be a little more quiet in the shower? I could hear that ass raspberry from all the way in the kitchen."

Ass Raspberry by Zekros January 16, 2023

raspy ass 

an advanced stage of swamp ass with its most distinguishing characteristic being a painful rash between the buttocks and extending to the base of the testicles. due to the chaffing, walking becomes painful and so does applying water to the affected area during washing.

"man, i have a soupy hot mess in my butt crack and if i don't take care of it soon I'm going to get a wicked case of raspy ass."

raspy ass by linestepper81 July 13, 2012

Raspberry ass 

Very small ugly shaped ass
Used to offend someone

“I think you have a big raspberry ass”
Wow thanks Luca,I don’t know I thats a compliment.

Raspberry ass by Okuuurt69 May 29, 2018