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Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

ass ranger by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

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ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."

ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

ass ranger by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003

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Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.

That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009

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ass hole ranger

Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.

Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.

ass hole ranger by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007

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ass ragger

someone who is a pure asshole.

Fred is such an ass ragger

ass ragger by sik_twizted_freak_420 November 14, 2006

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ass ringer

Hard and rough anal sex leaving the receiving party’s asshole vibrating

I bent her over and have her an ass ringer.

ass ringer by Keypsake May 24, 2018

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assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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