assramer

some who likes to ram ass

Hey you assramers lets go to my place

by Joe October 28, 2003

assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

by Neil from Chemainus March 19, 2006

assram

An extremely attractive woman that can only be elaborated on in the motion of a pelvic thrust.

OMG!!! DID YOU SEE ASSRAM TODAY?! SHE'S.....I MEAN.....AHHHHH!!!!!(pelvic thrust at an adjacent time, whilst also throwing arms at full force behind one's backend)

by Jordan1809 May 27, 2005

assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004

Captain Assram

leader of the gayass army, drives a beacon, often times is seen assraming anyone with a ass, usualy men, see also pacenta

dude dont be such a captain assram, your being a fagget magnet

by TahoeMan98 February 2, 2005

The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

by Playboy88 April 16, 2016