Ass pubes

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The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.

Ass pubes by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003

Words you can keep

Ass pubes

Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.

Ass pubes by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

crusty ass pubes by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.

Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

Ass Pube by Mr HJL January 20, 2008

ass pube net

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

My borther never wipes after going poopy. You should see his ass pube net.

ass pube net by spikeboy April 19, 2004

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)

Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.

Ass Pube by Mr HJL January 9, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026