Ass Period
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ass period
ass period by Mimono July 26, 2010
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ass period • PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water • ass blaster • ass cakes
ass period
This is a relitively new disorder where men produce to much blood and ejaculate it out of thier anus. Some may also refer to this as the bloody ass period. It is extremely painful and can occur almost every single day. Corking the butt-hole may result in a bloody eruption of the anal gland and can result it death. The best way to handle the ass period is to let it all keep on flowing and if necessary to insert tampax cardboard into the rectum. The bleeding may either ooze out our squirt like a projectile. A projectile bloody ass period has enough force to rip through even the toughest pair of jeans, so extra protection is vital.
Did you know Carlo had seven bloody ass periods this afternoon.
He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.
OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.
He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.
OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.
ass period by The Butt-Bandit September 15, 2007
Ass Period
Ass Period by I’ve experienced ass periods May 22, 2022
PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME
when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
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