ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.

1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.

by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017

Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 23, 2011

Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.

Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!

by Jeff Vogelsong October 6, 2016

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021