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ass over tea kettle 

A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
ass over tea kettle by Red-lah February 3, 2022

Ass over tea kettle 

In the state of being pissed off
John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.

ass over teakettle 

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.
Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

ass over teakettle 

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels
"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019