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Ass o'Clock 

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.
"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."
Ass o'Clock by CaseJackal May 12, 2015

ass o'clock 

An unreasonably early hour.
I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.
ass o'clock by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

ass o'clock 

A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.
My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock
ass o'clock by the riverside November 3, 2023

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass
oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026