ass noodles

Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.

A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.

by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.

Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?

by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021

ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 11, 2006

ugly ass noodle head

ugly rich kid

Daniel is such a ugly ass noodle head.

by Slave December 9, 2016

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019