ass matter
ass matter by The Dude June 20, 2003
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ass master
ass master by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
ass master
Someone who is know it all of all things to do with ass. A person who likes to tap that ass and loves asses.
He thinks he's the ass master but he knows nothing about it.
Hey you, Ass master come and get up on this
Hey you, Ass master come and get up on this
ass master by Coolata.slut October 1, 2004
Ass Master
A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
Ass Master by Joe Pellerin May 15, 2005
african ass master
a sexual position similar to the doggy style in which case when the male partner is about to cum he starts to brutally slap the females ass like a drum solo
african ass master by sol badazz July 16, 2011
Ass Master
Ass Master by ohplz September 29, 2004
ass master
ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around... sometime u get those guys walking RIGHT behind u, right up your ass, they want to pass, but they don't say anything. that's an ass master!
ass master by SpotMaster August 29, 2006
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