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lump ass 

When a girl has a wallet, phone, pack of cigarettes, etc. in the back pocket of her tight-fitting jeans, thus causing an odd protrusion from her butt.
Jamie: Man, if that girl is gonna wear such tight jeans she better upgrade to a smaller phone!
Christina: Yeah, shes got some seriousss lump ass!
lump ass by Nathan T April 1, 2008
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a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet
i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!
asslump by jnoto64 December 9, 2008

asslumption 

When your assumption is even lazier than the truth.
Them: So- spending New Year's Eve on your own again?

Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.
asslumption by SugarDarling December 30, 2023

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026