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lump ass 

When a girl has a wallet, phone, pack of cigarettes, etc. in the back pocket of her tight-fitting jeans, thus causing an odd protrusion from her butt.
Jamie: Man, if that girl is gonna wear such tight jeans she better upgrade to a smaller phone!
Christina: Yeah, shes got some seriousss lump ass!
lump ass by Nathan T April 1, 2008
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a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet
i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!
asslump by jnoto64 December 9, 2008

asslumption 

When your assumption is even lazier than the truth.
Them: So- spending New Year's Eve on your own again?

Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.
asslumption by SugarDarling December 30, 2023

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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