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Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

ass lander by Whosit606 September 1, 2019

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ass lancer

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

ass lancer by Griphftor July 6, 2006

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Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts

I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass

Ladder Ass by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

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asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

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New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

New York Asslanders by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

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Ausländerfeindlich

Someone who is "Ausländerfeindlich" is a normal German person.

"Yo Digga ich bin richtig Ausländerfeindlich"

"Same Digga"

Ausländerfeindlich by Echter Name November 22, 2021

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Auslander

An Australian woman that is seeking Islanders

I love a naughty auslander

Auslander by Physco24 November 2, 2022

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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