ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass
hold him down while i give him an ass helmet
by brian November 01, 2004
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Ass Helmet

When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.
Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.
by Wild Bor January 08, 2009
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