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the sexual act of speaking to your partner while in the act of analingus(licking ass)

I love a goodass garble in the morning.

ass garble by crabbie420 February 9, 2009

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gambler's ass

A condition that causes one's ass to become sore. This typically occurs after sitting in uncomfortable casino chairs for long periods of time.

I've got a serious case of gambler's ass after playing blackjack for the past 8 hours.

gambler's ass by LPD3 January 23, 2009

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Assgabbler

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

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assgargle

the act of someone or something inserting their head up someone or something else's rectum and gulping down its contents

You fucking faggot assgarglers.

assgargle by Roper August 12, 2003

Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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