Ass Flakes 

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

Ass Flakes by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

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ass flakes by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

crusty bannana ass flakes 

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

crusty bannana ass flakes by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014

Crispy Ass Flakes 

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

Crispy Ass Flakes by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

Shitty ass flake 

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.

“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”

Shitty ass flake by Madssawy January 2, 2021

Flake Ass 

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.

Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.

Flake Ass by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

flake ass bitch by Notaflakeassbitch March 11, 2017