ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

Ass Expansion Project

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.

Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"

by chosney September 25, 2003

Ass Exstentions

A little blue pill that you stick up your corn hole. makes the anus larger.

Tim: My anus is too small
Sean: Get some Ass Exstentions!

by Matt tessing June 13, 2010