ass dander
n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.
ass dander by Wendellian February 7, 2006
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Ass dandruff
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
Ass dandruff by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
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ass dancer
A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.
man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".
ass dancer by Kaiser Vinny April 6, 2006
ass dandruff
The nasty dust, skin, hair, and sometimes unidentifiable debris that are found in the crevices of a heavily used chair or couch.
Oh! Dude, it was so nasty! My pen fell in between the cushions on the couch in the lounge today and I couldn't get past all the ass dandruff to get it out.
ass dandruff by SamEureka August 23, 2011
ass dandruff
ass dandruff by Carolline May 31, 2006
Ass Dandruff
"We need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in piss and covered in ass dandruff."
Ass Dandruff by HiDef August 2, 2012
Dancer’s Ass
A “dancer’s ass” is a girl with a nice ass who does competitive dance. Girls with the tightest, most perfectly shaped, juiciest asses do competitive dance, it’s a proven fact.
Dancer’s Ass by horndog4life March 29, 2022
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