ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

by Wendellian February 7, 2006

Ass dandruff

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.

I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.

by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014

ass dancer

A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.

man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".

by Kaiser Vinny April 6, 2006

ass dandruff

The nasty dust, skin, hair, and sometimes unidentifiable debris that are found in the crevices of a heavily used chair or couch.

Oh! Dude, it was so nasty! My pen fell in between the cushions on the couch in the lounge today and I couldn't get past all the ass dandruff to get it out.

by SamEureka August 23, 2011

ass dandruff

Suspicious looking flakes of skin left on the toilet seat after a good clearout.

who's left half a pound of ass dandruff on the seat in trap 2 again!

by Carolline May 31, 2006

Ass Dandruff

Visible accumulated refuse like dead skin and taint hair which is found on public toilet seats.

"We need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in piss and covered in ass dandruff."

by HiDef August 2, 2012

Dancer’s Ass

A “dancer’s ass” is a girl with a nice ass who does competitive dance. Girls with the tightest, most perfectly shaped, juiciest asses do competitive dance, it’s a proven fact.

Guy 1: “Yo she’s got the most perfect bubble butt”
Guy 2: “Yeah she’s got a Dancer’s Ass”

by horndog4life March 29, 2022