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ass crack of dawn 

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Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
ass crack of dawn by K.Spence June 11, 2006
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ass-crack of dawn

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I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.
ass-crack of dawn by kristiealexis January 13, 2008

crack ass of dawn 

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The early morning light of day. Too early to wake up especially after an all nighter.
the guy next door decided to mow his lawn at the crack ass of dawn, doesn't he know its Sunday?

Asscrack of dawn 

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The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.
John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.
Asscrack of dawn by fluorescent April 17, 2009
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