Ass Cloud

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a cloud of smelly fart(s).
usually left as a present to oncoming passers.

see:fart knocker

Al: What's that smell, Johnny?
Johnny: I believe we just entered an Ass Cloud.

Ass Cloud by Zorlock April 21, 2005

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ass cloud

All of the rude/foul/unpleasant things you have thought of saying, but kept to yourself in your mind.

Guy 1: That was really mean. Where would you get an idea like that about your mother?

Guy 2: I kept it stored away in my ass cloud for the perfect moment.

ass cloud by The goddamn Batman November 15, 2013

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Volcanic ass cloud

The cloud created from a plume of volcanic ash.

Roxanne: Yeandle why aren't you on holiday?
Yeandle: That damn Volcanic Ass Cloud caused my flight to be canceled.

Volcanic ass cloud by boycey1 April 22, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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