ass cloper

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.

Get away from me you ass cloper!

by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

Ass Claper

1. A person (generaly a fat male) who has a large anus, and (or) anus cheeks. They are called ass clapers because when they walk the sound of their anus cheeks 'slaping' together makes a sound similar to clapping. This can be heard much more clearly if the person is jogging or running.

2. Male who wears tight pants that tend to be most tight arround the anus. Ass clapers are funny sights to see because they have troubble moving their legs because of the tightness.

1. When the fat guy had sore hands, he ran back and fourth to show the preformer appreciation.

2. It's so much fun to 'hit and run' with ass clapers! If you punh them and run away they can never catch up!

by ne s November 6, 2010

ass clover

An insult. The poop stain that is left over on your underwear after going number 2.

An insult to someone that has been a moran, stuipid and just won't leave.

"Man that guy is such an ass clover, he doesn't know when you leave!"

by LadyDovahkiin August 20, 2013

Jack Coopers Ass

the roundest, sexiest, and most attractive set of bum cheeks you can and will ever find, so succulent and so juicy that you can't stop thinking about them once you see and or touch them for the first time.

Tim walks over and grabs Jack Coopers Ass Cheeks and says they are so nice that he wants to slide in there.

by bonsall2004 November 5, 2020

ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017