1. A person (generaly a fat male) who has a large anus, and (or) anus cheeks. They are called ass clapers because when they walk the sound of their anus cheeks 'slaping' together makes a sound similar to clapping. This can be heard much more clearly if the person is jogging or running.

2. Male who wears tight pants that tend to be most tight arround the anus. Ass clapers are funny sights to see because they have troubble moving their legs because of the tightness.

1. When the fat guy had sore hands, he ran back and fourth to show the preformer appreciation.

2. It's so much fun to 'hit and run' with ass clapers! If you punh them and run away they can never catch up!

Ass Claper by ne s November 6, 2010

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ass clover

An insult. The poop stain that is left over on your underwear after going number 2.

An insult to someone that has been a moran, stuipid and just won't leave.

"Man that guy is such an ass clover, he doesn't know when you leave!"

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Jack Coopers Ass

the roundest, sexiest, and most attractive set of bum cheeks you can and will ever find, so succulent and so juicy that you can't stop thinking about them once you see and or touch them for the first time.

Tim walks over and grabs Jack Coopers Ass Cheeks and says they are so nice that he wants to slide in there.

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ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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