ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.
"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"
by gregh February 28, 2014
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Uh Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
by GregH May 07, 2004
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