ass clock

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."
"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

by Jhary March 28, 2008

Ass o'Clock

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.

"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."

by CaseJackal May 12, 2015

ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

ass o' clock

Really, really f-ing early.

Dude, I had to be up and out of there at ass o' clock in the morning.

by Hypermodern September 5, 2006

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

by Angelcormier March 9, 2019

ass o'clock

A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.

My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock

by the riverside November 3, 2023

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023