ass backward

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

ass backward by marty767 September 23, 2006

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fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

fell ass-backwards by khdoll September 11, 2010

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ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

ass backwards by VAKI5 May 10, 2005