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IITJEE aspirant 

*To be read in a news reader's monotone*
(A very Generic definition.)

A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India.

This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.
They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE".

Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy.

These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins.

Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with.

Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 99.3% of applicants.

I feel sorry for them.
I feel sorry for myself.
Kalpit: (with tears) *whispering* I was an IITJEE aspirant too.
Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning.

No one:
Not a soul:
Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?!
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CAT Aspirant 

Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.
CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!
CAT Aspirant by KyaKarLoGeJaanKe November 25, 2021

Asian aspirant 

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an 'Asian aspirant' after majoring in international business at the University of Washington.
Asian aspirant by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

Asian aspirant 

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
Asian aspirant by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

Asperante 

French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.
MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.

BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.

MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?

BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?

MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!

BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.

MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
Asperante by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

naturally aspirated 

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger
fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!
naturally aspirated by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006

Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.
When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.
Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009