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Aspinall 

Vomiting after having little or nothing to drink, due to being a lightweight in alcohol consumption, whilst pretending that it is down to other means, such as food poisoning, vile stench, or other illness.
I cant believe he continues to pull Aspinall's on nights out when he knows he just cant handle the drink!
Aspinall by homewrecker300110 January 5, 2011
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Aspinall 

An overly friendly pal.

Thinks they are everyone’s best mate, when they’re really annoying.
‘Remember that lad from footy? He was a right annoying Aspinall’
Aspinall by CheeseClip December 6, 2021

mr aspinall 

someone who milks himself to get enough milk for his cereal and 51 children
wow that guy is a complete mr aspinall
mr aspinall by mercrazzle May 11, 2009

Jordan Aspinall 

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies
Jordan Aspinall by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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