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to be deprived of air while also being shocked with large amounts of electricity
He was drowning in his bathtub and then a toaster fell in, thus the ME declared that the man was asphyxocuted.
by Nigel Peppercock April 25, 2013
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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