The opposite of mensa.

If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.

Pronounced ass-nem.

A: Why do Black people call each other Monica? Like 'What's good Monica'?
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.

asnem by 360noscope420blazeit June 12, 2019

Related Words

asney • asnee • asseyes • Asley • Åsne • ashey • abney • Agney • Aneya • assey

asnee

A beautiful word spoken by Big Shaq in his song "Man's not Hot"

Hold tight asnee (my man)

asnee by Sand boy October 20, 2017

Ashney

An amazing girl, she's the most beautiful person in the world.
Not afraid to speak her mind, always telling you exactly what she thinks. A very complicated person, once she's mad, she is MAD. Don't get on her bad side, and for sure don't mess with her around people who care about her, because without a doubt they'll defend her. She's random at times, and at times can be very frustrating, but by far she is one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet. She'll steal your heart immediately, and if she loves you back, don't be an idiot and let her go. Keep her. Don't ever let her go, and let her win the silly arguments she's bound start sometimes. This is one person you are going to miss if you let go.

"Ashney is amazing. Couldn't be closer to being perfect."

Ashney by CrackCat January 7, 2012

aneya

Beautiful, Smart, Funny and Responsible girl. She can sometimes be sensitive but always has a great personality. She can make a room glow with her smile and can be sometimes dramatic and crazy.

¨Why are you laughing so much¨?
¨Because I was with Aneya¨!!

aneya by Soccer 100 May 24, 2016

anney

anney is normally a gorgeous girl with blonde hair and an amazing smile. she laughs at everything and has such a huge heart. anney is also very kind and always hypes you up when you’re in a bad mood. she is also a very loyal friend and fun person. if you ever meet an anney don’t let her out of your life because she is an amazing person inside and out 🤧

person: anney is so nice
other person: dude ik

anney by _e.m_ January 16, 2020

asseyes

Someone who has a strange "look"

What are you lookin at asseyes?

asseyes by db9er August 26, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026