asmerde Share definition Flag A parody of ASMR, where loud and distorted noises are used instead of the quiet sounds ASMR is known for. Comes from the word ASMR and 'merde', a French word for 'poop'. *loud sounds* this isn't ASMR, this is ASMERDE! asmerde by TripleTwo April 5, 2024 0 0 Get merch Get the asmerde mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch