asmerde

A parody of ASMR, where loud and distorted noises are used instead of the quiet sounds ASMR is known for. Comes from the word ASMR and 'merde', a French word for 'poop'.

*loud sounds* this isn't ASMR, this is ASMERDE!

by TripleTwo April 5, 2024

ASM'ERDE

The best kind of asmr that is out there.

Person 1: "Bro I listened to some ASM'ERDE last night and fell asleep instantly."

Person 2: "How."

by helloiaminsane October 8, 2022

Asmerellda

they are gorgeous people that are talented and pure at heart and can do anything they put their mind to!

hot boy: hey asmerellda!
you: hey
Hot Boy: what do you want ot do when you grow up?
You: i wanna go to the moon

7 years later

You: that is one small step for girls one giant leap for mankind!!

by The inspirer er November 25, 2012

asmeret

Loves tequila.

Asmeret went on a pub crawl and drank all the tequila.

by Cearley November 23, 2021

Asmeret

Colei che fece tutto bello, magnifico e solare

In tigrigna: Asmeret'ey Hiwetey asmirato

by ASTEKI November 24, 2021