asmerde
A parody of ASMR, where loud and distorted noises are used instead of the quiet sounds ASMR is known for. Comes from the word ASMR and 'merde', a French word for 'poop'.
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Asmerellda
they are gorgeous people that are talented and pure at heart and can do anything they put their mind to!
hot boy: hey asmerellda!
you: hey
Hot Boy: what do you want ot do when you grow up?
You: i wanna go to the moon
7 years later
You: that is one small step for girls one giant leap for mankind!!
you: hey
Hot Boy: what do you want ot do when you grow up?
You: i wanna go to the moon
7 years later
You: that is one small step for girls one giant leap for mankind!!
Asmerellda by The inspirer er November 25, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026