ASM

Assistant Stage Manager. Deals with many aspects of backstage work such as set and props.

The Stage Manager's slaves. Often given the jobs no other techie will do.

The company tea-maker.
by lbarbs April 24, 2007
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In the Like a little chat rooms if the University has one you use it to ask the Age, Sex and Major(s).... to identify the person before you engage in any "frolicking"..

Invented in Ottawa Ontario.
Apple_23@ university.com: hey baby, ASM
Carrot_256@university.com: 21, F, Law...
by Monaster2424 February 28, 2011
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THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA

ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS
E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"

ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king
by laptoplord February 23, 2022
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ASM means an Attention Seeking Monster. Someone or a group of people who constantly want all the attention to the point where they turn into complete monsters. They MUST be the center of Attention and will not deal with anyone else having a thought or oppenion that takes the eye off of them.
ASM- "I almost dies while driving the other day..."

Friend-"Thats horrible, what happend?"

ASM- "I almost ran over a pedestrian with a baby stroler.."

Friend- "Oh my gosh, was the pedestrian and baby okay?"

ASM- "Yea, but it was me sho almost hit them. I could of like totally died!"
by Crazy Frog Rocks February 06, 2010
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Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud
Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!
by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010
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n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.
n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?
by PQizzle March 13, 2006
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Also known as "Assembly" or "Assembler" language.

- A very low level programming language used mainly to program parts of operating systems, drivers, boot loaders and other very elementary pieces of software.

- A set of instructions representing the architectures instruction set, assembled directly to machine code instruction for instruction.
1)
movzx edx, ax
shr eax, 16
add eax, edx
mov edx, eax

2) x86 asm is teh r0x0r

3)
lamer: I know C++. I pwns j00 all
someguy: I know asm so stfu moron
lamer: lololol wtf is asm?
by My Name? December 28, 2003
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