asltw 

Phrase Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

You say you love me but ASLTW.

asltw by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

Altworldly

Adjective: Slang for an alternative lifestyle that involves pedophilia/attraction to minors.

1. Did you hear how Vaughn got arrested? Turned out he was into an altworldly lifestyle.

2. I used to think Jacob was a respectable dude, until I learned he was into altworldly things. I can't support ANYBODY who's into little kids.

Altworldly by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023

Will Astwood 

A weird ginger guy that claims that he can bench press 140kg hes on the large size and has a lover called james pisani - dixon his nick name is ashwood as he give brain to james pisani dixon, hes a ginger nut a eats loads of food. His best friend is benedict kingswell

"You look like will astwood"
"no I don't that's a violation"

Will Astwood by reece harper October 12, 2021

Asstwipe 

A Person: male or female; usually a roommate, considered by most to be a prick and or asshole; also stuck up bitch will suffice. Said person thinks He or She is God's gift to humanity, but in reality they're everyone's least favorite friend that they can't get rid of because they have too much heart to let this person go. In part for how much calamity they ensue on their otherwise boring life.

"He eats my eggs, he drinks my milk, I don't think he's bought toilet paper in a year, he literally wadded some toilet paper from the last bar we were at last night, and then he threw up all over the bar and offered to clean it up with the TP he had just pilfered from the bathroom. The guys a God forsaken asstwipe, but I love him to death."

Asstwipe by Bartendo147 October 16, 2012

Altwifey 

1.) A side chick (or side hoe)

2.) The bitch you run to when your wife isn't doing it for you.

3.) A woman that's down with being a part of a promiscuous relationship/affair.

1.) Yo, Chrissy is going to be out of town this weekend. I can't WAIT to call my altwifey for a booty call.

2.) My altwifey is hotter and tighter than my wife. God I wish I wasn't married.

3.) Guy 1: Dude, did your wife find out about your altwifey?

Guy 2: Nah man, I deleted all my imessages before she could go through them!

4.) My wife is so hideous, she makes me wonder if I'm gay. Thank fuck I have an altwifey to rail so I know I still love pussy.

Altwifey by Germsofjustice January 11, 2023

aslt 

short for "and shit like that"

joe: what are you doin after school?
jon: im ganna get drunk aslt

aslt by joe fa sho October 19, 2006

asltard

A person who goes to an anonymous chat site (ie, omegle, iddin, etc) and asks every new chat partner, "asl?"

Most asltards are either too stupid to realize that they are not actually on facebook, or are naive enough to think that people give truthful answers in response to asl.

Others resort to becoming asltards as a means to (attempt to) solicit cybersex, or as a trolling method.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: asl is boring, please find something interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ffs, srsly?
You: gtfo asltard, try myspace!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asltard by tentaclebombs September 13, 2009