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Some who eats only Schubsihabsi and gets hard while playing 2k games (aka Dschihad simulator). Also like the "Artin" he is bad in cod zombies and therefore breaks his headset while screaming "Subhanaka allahumma wa bihamdika wa tabarakasmuka wa ta‘ala dschaduka wa la ilaha ghairuk".

But he is sexy af... every Altwuim or Artin is the sexiest mf alive and gets more bxtches on his dxck than lamar himself.

To sum it up: Altwuim is an ultimate Frisbee pro as well as an proffesional cod and dschihad simulator gamer and gets Bxtches on his dxck
Instead of "Damn such a badass"

Say "Such an Altwuim chad"
Or " Look at that Artin"
Altwuim by Artinlover6969 April 4, 2022
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Big dick lover, sexiest man alive, gets hard while playing 2k games and sucks at cod zombies (just as the Artin).

Gets more bitches on his dick than lamar.

More mascular than mega chad himself and better at basketball than Kobe himself.

And sexy af
Such an Altwuim

Such an Artin
Altwuim by Artinlover6969 April 4, 2022
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008