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Big dick lover, sexiest man alive, gets hard while playing 2k games and sucks at cod zombies (just as the Artin).

Gets more bitches on his dick than lamar.

More mascular than mega chad himself and better at basketball than Kobe himself.

And sexy af
Such an Altwuim

Such an Artin
Altwuim by Artinlover6969 April 4, 2022
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Some who eats only Schubsihabsi and gets hard while playing 2k games (aka Dschihad simulator). Also like the "Artin" he is bad in cod zombies and therefore breaks his headset while screaming "Subhanaka allahumma wa bihamdika wa tabarakasmuka wa ta‘ala dschaduka wa la ilaha ghairuk".

But he is sexy af... every Altwuim or Artin is the sexiest mf alive and gets more bxtches on his dxck than lamar himself.

To sum it up: Altwuim is an ultimate Frisbee pro as well as an proffesional cod and dschihad simulator gamer and gets Bxtches on his dxck
Instead of "Damn such a badass"

Say "Such an Altwuim chad"
Or " Look at that Artin"
Altwuim by Artinlover6969 April 4, 2022
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