asltard

A person who goes to an anonymous chat site (ie, omegle, iddin, etc) and asks every new chat partner, "asl?"

Most asltards are either too stupid to realize that they are not actually on facebook, or are naive enough to think that people give truthful answers in response to asl.

Others resort to becoming asltards as a means to (attempt to) solicit cybersex, or as a trolling method.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: asl is boring, please find something interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ffs, srsly?
You: gtfo asltard, try myspace!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asltard by tentaclebombs September 13, 2009

Asstard 

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

Asstard by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

Asstard 

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

Asstard by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014

Asstard 

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

Asstard by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014

Asstardia 

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives

Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia

Asstardia by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017

asstard 

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

asstard by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002

asstard 

What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.

Get a load of what this asstard did.

asstard by Anonymous May 13, 2003