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Generally somebody who has a nose over three quarters the size of their own head.

or

Somebody who sees themselves as the most macho of men but fails to see that they are inferior to most of the human race.

"Dude have you seen the size of that guys nose"
"fuck me hes an askey"

askey by Fluffy Muff 69 April 18, 2007
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An Askey is a well known pedophile who likes to touch underage girls, also someone who looks a frog.
An askey is referred to by many of women who have experienced the horror of sexual abuse,
Also someone falls in love with any girl who shows enough attention to my man.
Claims to be big man on road but is still a skinny guy who “goes to the gym”
See “PokeyBumWank”
See “Chode”
Oh no I pulled an “Askey”!!
I’m feeling like doing an “Askey” tonight.
Related Words
askey • Askey'd • Jonny Askey • asker • Askew • asseyes • Asley • ashey • Aske • Akeyla
When your man flees the country whilst your pregnant
Poor daisy has just been Askey'd
Askey'd by Maxi Carta November 28, 2017

Jonny Askey 

A term commonly used in the contries of Scotland, England and Netherlands, as to name someone as the biggest control freak in the world.

It is commonly used to sum up a personality of whom who controls their friends and family, lives a life based on the single purposes of Jealousy, Hatred and Betrayal for no apparrent reason, and will resort to endless silent evil in order to complete these life long ambitions and make their friends' good efforts as worthless and useless as possible.

Other common reasons for usage include those who waste their time playing silly computer games while their innocent and good friends do all they can to make their life a better place, when ultimately, the good, heart-warming friends get deliberately forgotten in history and blamed for all the bad doings that the Jonny Askey has put upon themself.

And, the act of betraying good friends in order to succeed in false pride and the satisfaction of being unjust and unfair. This involves turning good people against other good people by the use of threats, lies and selfishness, while one retreats to the shadows, wearing an evil smurk, satisfied with the feelings of a true sadistic and betraying twirp.
Why did you delete us from MSN, and Facebook, and practically real life? You stupid Jonny Askey!

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.
man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

Any Askers? 

A synonym of "did I ask?". Used commonly amongst gamers.
John: Man, i can't open this game its taking forever to load!
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*
Any Askers? by soupytomato January 21, 2021

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.
Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?
The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022
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