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asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.
Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.
asian gas mask by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007

East Asian Gaslighting 

When an East Asian says using chopsticks is easy.
East Asian gaslighting is when an East Asian says “Use Chopsticks, come on it’s easy.”
It’s not easy, and u drop them picking up a bunch of food -a Japanese person making an impression of my yt friend crying trying to use chopsticks

asiangasm 

1) The feeling after seeing an attractive Asian with sexual appeal.
2) Feeling like you could come close to orgasm just by something an Asian did.
3) Feeling so sexually turned on by an Asian, that you might actually orgasm.
Oh my gosh, seeing Lee Min Ho in that drama just made me asiangasm.

Did you see Lee Donghae with his shirt off?! I might just have an asiangasm.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026