Asian Eye

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When you are causally walking around but then a fat ass thick black guy comes around and uses his dick as a whip to beat up the other person until he ejaculates all over you.

Last week I turned around the corner and a fat ass came around then Asian eyed me.

Asian Eye by Touch me May 18, 2021

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Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

Asian Pink Eye by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

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Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.

Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...

Asian Eyepatch by sharonstoneyetti April 7, 2009

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Asian eyes

When there is a guy who is not asian, but his eyes do look asian.

“That nigga Jimmy has asian eyes” -Nick
“Yeah he looks like he eats cats” -AJ

Asian eyes by alsx28 October 11, 2018

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strange eyes

Why are you always squinting? asian eyes!

asian eyes by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022

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Asain Eye

When some one tries to roll a blunt and cant roll blunts. The term asain eye refers to the end of the blunt being smashed or squinted like an asains eye. Asain eyes arent dificult to smoke they are just stupid looking.

John: okay I rolled it
James: WTF is this you rolled a straight up asain eye
John: wtf is that

Asain Eye by kingBlacken.ps.ty October 16, 2010

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asian eyes

asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.

That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.

asian eyes by Mohammad Philio May 12, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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