When there is a guy who is not asian, but his eyes do look asian.
That nigga Jimmy has asian eyes” -Nick
“Yeah he looks like he eats cats” -AJ
by alsx28 October 11, 2018
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When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian
Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."

Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."
by fmk11 July 29, 2010
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When you are causally walking around but then a fat ass thick black guy comes around and uses his dick as a whip to beat up the other person until he ejaculates all over you.
Last week I turned around the corner and a fat ass came around then Asian eyed me.
by Touch me May 18, 2021
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asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.
That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.
by Mohammad Philio May 12, 2009
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When a man places his ball sack onto another's eyes or brow region causing the eyes to close or "slit".
When Jimmy passed out at the party Gerry gave him asian eyes!
by aaahhhaaa April 16, 2009
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When someone is so high from smoking marijuana, the eyes feel heavy and your eyes look droopy too.
Ha ha, Jimmy’s so stoned he has asian eyes!
by Ojibwaaaaaaaaa November 04, 2018
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Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?
by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008
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