asian bob 

white boy that thinks their name is robbie and they are asian but are actually asian fishing

“asian bob is a white boy”

asian bob by jeffpeffneff August 24, 2021

Boba asian 

Asians in western countries whose entire identity revolves around boba tea, anime and complaining about parents.

“Does she speak Chinese?”

“No, she’s a boba asian.”

Boba asian by Gordak September 27, 2020

boba asian 

an diaspora asian (usually asian american or canadian, but other nationalities can fall under this trope too) who pretends to be "#woke" for clout but in reality, has no idea what they're talking about. they often like to compare themselves to white people / act white (see: definition of banana), make shoddily researched infographics on instagram, and make drinking boba tea / hating their parents their whole personality. boba asians are usually upper middle class brats and rich as hell, fail reading comprehension at school despite their parents paying 50 million for their kumon classes, and probably defend themselves saying the n-word and agreeing with their racist friends. the only thing boba asians listen to is joji, rich brian, and 88rising, because they want to be "hood" like the perception of black and brown people they have (on the side, their relatives are racist to actual brown/black people; boba asians might defend this too). not all diaspora asians are boba asians, however: the main enemy of boba asians are asian tankies/communists, who, to be honest, are more based than boba asians, but are very flawed too as they continuously deny things like the uighur genocide.

ugh, there's this boba asian on my tl who keeps on defending the kuomintang and jeremy lin wearing dreads!

the fights boba asians constantly pick on social media with each other are so stupid.

awkwafina is a prime example of a boba asian. her songs aren't even that good.

boba asian by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

Boba Asian 

self-loathing Asian diaspora that thinks Asian won't break the bamboo ceiling.

Andrew Lee is such a boba Asian.

Boba Asian by grazmcd June 9, 2019

Boba Asian 

A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.

Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!

Boba Asian by ifearmyself March 17, 2024