asian blur 

The blur you see in most asian porn. Covering the genitalia of the participants in said porn causing frustration to the "user".

I was about to get to know myself using some asian porn....couldnt even get hard. The Asian blur was tooo serious.

asian blur by Urban Millz August 26, 2014

The Asian Blur 

The Annoying blurriness that is used to cover up the small asian beefs in Japanese Porn! They blur out the snatch so they don't have to explain blurring out the 3 inch beef hors d'oeuvres the Japanese male is about to serve the female! Very annoying as in prevent the true porn connoisseur from truly enjoying the Asian snatch!

Yo Sir Boges, I was enjoying myself watching some Japanese porn until the Asian Blur wet noodled me, I had to switch it up and turn on some Rocco Siffredi! Now that is some grown man shit right there!

The Asian Blur by Urban Millz June 22, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012