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let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says
Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

first let me take a selfie 

When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.
But first let me take a selfie

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb
i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

but first let me take a selfie 

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

asselfie 

someone who takes a selfie of there bare ass
did you see that girls asselfie
asselfie by johnnyfnku June 23, 2018
aelfie is an epic girlboss. most of the time anyway.
hey is that harry styles? no it’s aelfie
aelfie by slut4lhh September 9, 2021
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