When you are being bored to death in a cube and you’ve already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and also plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq so you type asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop and hit return

Person 1: hey! *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Person 2: oh hi! *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Person 1: how was your day? *mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*
Person 2: just an average day, boring as usual! *plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq*
Person 1: ok bye! I’m also bored so... *ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP*
Person 2: *gasp*

Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop by Mr. CheezyPiez May 28, 2018

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Extreme boredom.

Me:*bored*

Me: asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop by ANONYMOUS12345ANONYMOUS February 17, 2017

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MY CLASS IS SO BORING

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asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop0987654321 by Ava-cado Griffindoor June 8, 2021

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

An emotion so extreme that you can't express it by just saying "It's Asdfghjkl"

Someone: "Look, Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Dormer and Emma Watson having a threesome."
Me: "Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop."

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop by Your Worst Nightmare Is Back January 1, 2015

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

When your bored to hell so badly you try to find a combination of typing your keybored into urban dictionary to see if they have the definition

Kyle: I searched up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Jimmy:Yea? Well I searched up aasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop.
Kyle:You Bitch!

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop by A student too bored to give 2 December 15, 2021

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

When you enter the middle row of the keyboard, last then first.
NoRmAlY you decide to write this when you are exhausted, bored, procrastinating or when you clean your keyboard.

Mina decides to type 'asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop' as she it was better than working for a scholarship at Harvard

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop by 5n0w Wh1T[- February 23, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026