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asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzewq 

when you fecken bored so you type the middle row of the keyboard left to right, then alternate between the top and bottom rows from right to left, then add the remaining ewq.
In order to type this shit into UD, you need to reach trancendental amounts of boredom, and build them up for many centuries. It is not obvious that everyone can find this. You truely are a man of sheer dedication and pure power of will. Good job, comrade.
I have been looking up permutations of the qwerty keyboard in urben dictionary for days now. My fingers became numb. I cant feel my legs. The hunger is now painful. It is my last hope... asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzewq is my last hope...
shit it's already defined *slams head on keyboard*
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asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq 

Adding the middle part, then adding left to right without middle
nerd: hey
me:asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq
nerd:what the hell

asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq 

You have Finally found this, you have transcended past the physical human limit of Boredom, boredom has officially consumed you past what has been possible before. This word made from pure boredom is first made by typing all the letters in the middle row left to right, then typed in like plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq (made by typing in diagonal lines right to left) but without using the middle. You are now the king of boredom, i fear for what power you have obtained.
Student 1 - I’m bored
Student 2 - have you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Student 1 - I already have.
Student 2 - how about plmqazoknwsxijbedcuhvrfygt?
Student 1 - I also done that.
Student 2 - have you typed asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq?
Student 1 - “explodes from pure boredom made from the word”

asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq 

You have Finally found this, you have transcended past the physical human limit of Boredom, boredom has officially consumed you past what has been possible before. This word made from pure boredom is first made by typing all the letters in the middle row left to right, then typed in like plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq (made by typing in diagonal lines right to left) but without using the middle. You are now the king of boredom, i fear for what power you have obtained.
Student 1 - I’m bored
Student 2 - have you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Student 1 - I already have.
Student 2 - how about plmqazoknwsxijbedcuhvrfygt?
Student 1 - I also done that.
Student 2 - have you typed asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq?
Student 1 - “explodes from pure boredom made from the word”

asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq 

You have Finally found this, you have transcended past the physical human limit of Boredom, boredom has officially consumed you past what has been possible before. This word made from pure boredom is first made by typing all the letters in the middle row left to right, then typed in like plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq (made by typing in diagonal lines right to left) but without using the middle. You are now the king of boredom, i fear for what power you have obtained.
Student 1 - I’m bored
Student 2 - have you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Student 1 - I already have.
Student 2 - how about plmqazoknwsxijbedcuhvrfygt?
Student 1 - I also done that.
Student 2 - have you typed asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzeawq?
Student 1 - “explodes from pure boredom made from the word”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026