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ascensiati
The social class of people who sincerely strive for transitional while continuous improvement of the quality of both the social & societal status quo.
Person #A: "Where can I sign up for that club of fellows who dare to compete with globalist elites?”
Person #B: "You mean those foolish braggers who have the presumption to declare the mighty illuminati to be nothing more than a bunch of amateurs or even 'easy prey' for spiritual activists?"
Person #A: "Yeah, those dudes who persistently refuse to back down for the 'New World Order'?"
Person #B: "Nowhere, you ignorant piece of hopelessness! Listen carefully, I will explain it only once: there ain't no association called 'The Ascensiati' nor any kind of other organization you can become member of! The term 'ascensiati' is just only a informally defined term which can easily be abused by inexperienced men within the dating scene to try to impress the other sex; while off course those guys get what they deserve: instant rejection. But to be serious again: if you set course for humanity towards (proverbial) Heaven then you are automatically included in that indeed ambitious, but pseudo-scientific-sounding, subset of wannabe-intellectuals."
Person #B: "You mean those foolish braggers who have the presumption to declare the mighty illuminati to be nothing more than a bunch of amateurs or even 'easy prey' for spiritual activists?"
Person #A: "Yeah, those dudes who persistently refuse to back down for the 'New World Order'?"
Person #B: "Nowhere, you ignorant piece of hopelessness! Listen carefully, I will explain it only once: there ain't no association called 'The Ascensiati' nor any kind of other organization you can become member of! The term 'ascensiati' is just only a informally defined term which can easily be abused by inexperienced men within the dating scene to try to impress the other sex; while off course those guys get what they deserve: instant rejection. But to be serious again: if you set course for humanity towards (proverbial) Heaven then you are automatically included in that indeed ambitious, but pseudo-scientific-sounding, subset of wannabe-intellectuals."
ascensiati by EndgamePuncher November 5, 2017
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