artists butt 

What artists get because all we do is friggin sit

Sam-Dude, I just picked up a case of artists butt
Charlie-Yes, I hear all of the best artists get it, you must be doing something right.

artists butt by Gignuetron74 May 19, 2018

Buttsex artist

Someone who is absurdly good at something

"Did you see the game last night?"
"Dude, that guy on defense was such a buttsex artist!"

"Woah mom, you are a total buttsex artist at baking cookies!"

Buttsex artist by LT the brave February 8, 2009

artist formally known as butters 

noun, name for the lucky lady before September 2006. Post, known as el-dente.
sometimes referred to as buttery biscuits.

Matt married the artist formally known as butters in an extravagant ceremony.

artist formally known as butters by JessicaG October 25, 2006