artisticism
he has a lot of artisticism
artisticism by jamesypoooooo September 7, 2022
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artistiphism
A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.
Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."
Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."
Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."
artistiphism by pee-223 May 26, 2014
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artisticity
the state, quality, or an instance of being artistic. the person is not necessarily to have gained art training or claimed him/herself as an artist to have a life of artisticity.
1. the weird guy seems to be artistic, but i guess his artisticity is not that high.
2. the man has been written more than 3,600 short dialogues for the last 12 years, "one coffee, one short dialogue" is his everyday practice and he is going to publish a book with an illustrator for that soon. i believe his life is full of artisticity.
2. the man has been written more than 3,600 short dialogues for the last 12 years, "one coffee, one short dialogue" is his everyday practice and he is going to publish a book with an illustrator for that soon. i believe his life is full of artisticity.
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Joe: Yeah, he was diagnosed with autisticism...
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