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autisticsexual 

what is this? i hate everything about this. this is not a valid sexuality. whoever made this, i hate you, i wish you never made this. i have autism and this is not how people use autism.
i swear, people make everything a sexuality.
Friend 1: Hey! i am autisticsexual and im proud! :D

Friend 2: you are not my friend anymore i hate you.
autisticsexual by im557 December 20, 2021
Describes a person who shares some of the characteristics frequently found in (or behaviors exhibited by) autistic people but who has not been officially diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum and/or would not meet the full diagnostic criteria. Recognizes that human neurodiversity exists and that the line between autistic and neurotypical is not a clear one.
As I've learned about my son's autism, I've noticed that many of his quirky traits and behaviors can be seen in other (supposedly neurotypical) members of our family (poor social skills, sensory sensitivities). We're definitely an autistish bunch!
autistish by lijismom August 21, 2009

Autisticrush 

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.
"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."
Autisticrush by Big McHugeLarge March 12, 2014

Autisticity 

The range of autism.
The conference had an autisticity of people.
At the autism-friendly event, the comedian had to appeal to the autisticity of his audience.
Autisticity by Professor Plumstead December 2, 2018

AutisticSpiderman 

The act of hanging off a roof with a noose around your waist then shitting on your own head then ultimately cutting the rope and killing yourself screeching as your falling
Did you see Riley pull an autisticspiderman last week

autistimistic

It's when your friend is the last one alive in rainbow 6 seige and he truly thinks he can pull the 1v4 clutch but you know he is autistic so therefore he is an autistimistic
I saw this funny looking kid at school and he was confident is asking this girl out I must tell you he is very autistimistic
autistimistic by pussCslayer October 1, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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